"Look at his cock!"
I had told my best friend Lavanya about my discovery. We told each other everything. From the smallest things to biggest things. From broad things to not so broad things. Right now, we were going through my iPad and I was showing her the newly discovered page I had found.
"I know," I replied.
"Damn," she exclaimed. "That's something."
"I know," and I grimaced.
"Why are you acting like that for? I thought you were straight-"
"I am! It's just that... I don't know... I feel guilty."
"Guilty? Of what?"
"I don't know... I mean I've always imagined of a guy who I would meet and fall in love with and marry. So... I don't know... I feel like I should only see his... thing."
Lav blinked. "Khushi, you are just too cute. You know that? Seriously Kush, you think that?"
I shrugged. "I guess-"
"What does it matter? Every guy has seen at least hundreds of girls' private parts by the age of 22, Kush. And I'm sure Mr. Prince Charming has too. Trust me Kush, I know boys."
That was no joke. Lav had a line of boys that went crazy for her. She would date them, but she had her eyes set on someone, who paid no attention whatsoever - Aman.
"So... you're saying I shouldn't feel guilty," I asked.
"That's exactly what I'm saying. Anyways, how's the whole writer thing going?"
"Fine. But it's just a hobby-"
"Oh please Kush! You'll become a #1 best seller who'll pop up in the New York Times."
"That much faith?"
"110%."
I couldn't help but to smile. She always had my back.
Lavanya continued going through the page. "How old is this guy?"
"22."
"Oh? Then perfect. And the way I see it, it's the same cock over and over so it can't be copied from a site or anything."
"Way to analyze things."
"No prob!"
She went through his page and then went to the "Ask Me Anything" tab.
"What are you doing," I asked.
"Don't worry, you'll be anonymous. I just wanna ask a few questions."
I watched as she typed is that really your cock?
"Lav! What-"
"Relax! He won't know."
Lavanya sent it in and I sighed.
"Lav, you're officially crazy."
"Only because of-"
"Aman at 3 o'clock."
Her head swung and she saw Aman. He walked by, heading towards the entrance. Some guy was there, on his phone, and I though I was going to melt. It was Arnav, one of the hottest guys on campus. Him and Aman were best friends since freshman year. And it seemed that every year both would just get hotter and hotter.
"Kill me Kush," Lavanya said.
"Me too," I gushed.
The boys disappeared and we looked away and shrieked. I took my iPad and my finger accidentally got on the refresh button and it came back immediately. As I was about to close the tab, I saw Lavanya's question on the page.
"Lav look."
Lavanya peered over and we looked at the guy's answer.
of course it is. Come off anon and I can show you ;-)
Lavanya and I looked at each other and then back at the screen, gaping.
He had replied! In an instant! Holy-
"He talks," Lavanya gasped.
"We'll duh! Look at all the stuff below. ... I just didn't think he replied to all of them."
Lavanya grabbed my iPad and went to the "Ask Me Anything" tab again. This time she wrote I'm surprised you replied. But I'd like a show ;-)
Lavanya sent it in and I gaped at her.
"Are you kidding me Lav?"
"Don't worry-"
"Well enough of this fun cause I gotta go home," and ran.
"Keep talking to him."
Yeah, yeah!
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